Originally Posted by dankator/Ancient

well, first i'll start this off with i'm ancient, that noob who can't play.

so, i first started off in 2013, as you can see in my join date thing. But i've known of toribash since like 2011 and never got myself to downloading it because i wasn't allowed. so like a ninja i decided to go to my best friends house and download it there quietly. in 2013, when i got the chance. i played it for a little bit and i was very wtf'd, because in those videos it seemed very easy to do stuff. like an arrogant 8 year old i pressed ''learn more'' when doing the tutorial. holla at your boy i extended ankles and clapped, next turn fucking kneed my opponent. ''shovel''. was something that was on my mind for a while, because the youtuber who i was watching (now he isn't here anymore) only used shovels. So like an idiot noob i decided to do it. like a pro i got to yellow belt like a GOD. and then it was 11 pm and i had to go home. i went onto youtube and found out about COCKON and watched his videos. i remember he used a lot of kick openers and taught them, so the next day i memorized them and went to my friend again. i went in sambo-off and started wrecking shit so hard people counted me as an alt and kicked me . skip to brown belt, i got to ireland and my mom is chill about the games i play. so like a bohohohows i downloaded toribash and got into my first clan named (dick) which got a namechange to (vagina). gtgrwejhehbwrhfrweyfreudgsbfhrebghreugurefuhrheuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudfha sdfedkgmkrmglrfjntrjgfnjktrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrn mom was here sorry. basically got 5k qi in 2 months (summer) and bla bla nothing really good happened next. tho i did get a namechange to ancient.

Originally Posted by Kamocai/Valterain

started off with my first account (valterain) in 2013
lost the information to that account, created new account called valterain1
got banned a lot, and then joined a shit ton of clans, and then made it to tenth dan with a metric dickton of expensive and pretty items (which i lost in a duel)
then i was perm'd for posting porn on every board on the forum
so now i use this account

Originally Posted by Kirito what a nice history

joined dec 14 2013 then was permbanned sometime in aug 2014 cuz I was framed

started over on litekirito and here I am now :d

Originally Posted by Orbus/hypez

Joined mid to late 2012 on some account that I can't remember. Then I played more, remained inconspicuous. Conquered the pueblo, resigned from the overlord position, then came back. Ever since then I've been wearing the "warlord sweater". Also, to my flamingo. If you're reading this, and I really did have some involvement in throwing you into a deep depression, then I'm more sorry than I can express man.

I came, I saw, I conquered.

Originally Posted by Weooweabo

Joined in November of 2013

First clan was, I think (_SOTF_)? I don't remember. Was a member of Kira, Crooks. Co leader of Sinon and Senpai. Now I'm in Electric. Nice place. I make bad cartoon art. Don't have a lot to say really. I got banned for about a week for rigging a Decap prize.

I think that's it.

Originally Posted by Sc1ence01

I joined toribash in Apr 24/25th 2015 when I discovered it while randomly looking for steam games.

My first clan was Destiny, it was inactive so i moved to Red Shadow which is now 'Tori Aces'. And then I got bored so I moved to the Alchemy. And I got bored still so I went to nitro which I quitted and moved to Flame. And then I moved to bendaki and went back to Destiny as a leader. When destiny was dying I went to Martial Arts Uncontested.

I got Banned 2 Times because of Infraction Build-up (useless posts)

Originally Posted by crith

joined in june 2012 on this account. i have one other account that i use as a bank, but this is my primary one. my first and only clan to join was [TSS] which i made with a few friends and then i left a bunch of months later. i haven't been in a clan for nearly three years now.

i started marketing soon after registering. i remember sitting in a bets server with a couple thousand tc and people were talking about how they had hundreds of thousands and i thought it would be cool to have a lot like them. yeah, it is actually pretty cool (even if they are just fake internet points)

also one time i made a motion to change the name of the tricep texture to forearm texture and it was a great success. i'm pretty proud of that one

Originally Posted by Soulman225

I joined in 2014, in the beginning of the summer! I was watching Markiplier play some Amnesia when I saw on my suggested videos a game called toribash. I wondered, why is markiplier playing this weird game. So I clicked on it and watched the video with a big grin, when it ended I wondered if I should play the game, so I downloaded it via steam and That is how my Toribash History started. I have had many friends and enemies through out my whole toribash experience, I have definitely been a massive dickbag. But with everyone of my experiences, I learned alot. Which is why I always comeback to this game. LoL i never could find a good way for me to get TC which is why I get angry alot in game. But it is so fun Parkouring with people and Fighting.

Originally Posted by Chirox

i joined in 2008 when i was not even in high-school
my deskmate talked about this game and since i discovered it i have been in love with it.
i mostly enjoy marketing (i do it when i get bored / i need paypal money for other stuff that i don't want to use my credit card for)

i know a lot of generations of tb playesr and i have nice memories of every year/summer

Originally Posted by rickyz

Idk When I joined but I had joined multiple clans and due to school I had no time to play.
I usually roam around the market. People recognize me as the guy who is in the art/texture sub-forum or the outrageous price selling person

Originally Posted by Cucumber

I'M A CUCUMBER

Originally Posted by thiggist

hanz0 messaged me on steam and said that I should play toribash, so I created an account and joined [NO]

since then I have served as a community leader

Originally Posted by pouffywall

Joined like a year and a half ago for the first time, started (NYAA) almost immediately with a few buds of mine. Been stuck in Spec ever since.

Not really much to say about it.

I really don't appreciate your cute little sarcasm sans. Don't make me take away sex again.

Originally Posted by hunter

joined 2 years ago. My friend showed this game to me when he got out of hospital because he got some kind of brain bleeding because he fell off a bike and hit his head...

And [assassins] is the greatest clan ever made.
However i think it's dead....

Originally Posted by Erth

Friend showed me in 08 or 09 some time, saw the urban clan video and loved it so signed up with various shitty accounts until I stuck with Erth in 2010. That's what I properly got into the game and consider my "start point".
Joined raid off the bat in a recruitment thread. Holy shit those guys were awesome. They took me in completely fresh and helped me learn the basics of foruming and stuff.
Just all round an amazing bunch of guys that I wish I'd kept more in touch with.
Eventually I found myself getting more involved in the ingame scene, started making a little name for myself playing taekkyon, and raid was never an ingame clan, they were forum and irc based.
With that I regretfully left raid and eventually ended up joining Jolly Roger at blackbelt, despite their 7th dan min, belt at the time. Met some amazing people that I still see from time to time ingame. Niko, Brucia, Missuse, Dropkick and the likes.
Got GM while in Jolly and started to become better in taekkyon.
I got into a disagreement with one of the members and ended up leaving Jolly. Although if I'm honest with myself I kind of just wanted to apply to Urban. For the life of me I can't remember what we argued about but I'm sure it was nothing.
So that's how I cam to apply to Urban. Got super into my ingame stuff and ended up progressing to clan mod, and smod and uniteam and gm lead and stuff.
co lead urban for a bit, got admin soon after getting gm lead
started using skype and mumble, began actually speaking to people on the forums and stuff.
I got to know the [NO] guys really well and eventualyl Urban began to die. Death by league of legends really, so I went over to [NO] and here I am.
Met up with a load of the guys there irl and consider most if not all of them good friends.

Went inactive because I became really ill last year, came back got GM lead here we are.

Also somewhere in there i made erthtk and became bad at the game, rip glory days

i love game grumps

Originally Posted by Rfifan

Joined in 2007. Had the demo for 2.xx because I didn't want to pay $20.00 for the game, so every time I went to multiplayer, my qi would be reset to 0. Also I couldn't save replays until 3.00

Fast foreward to 3.00, when toribash became free. Got invited to my first clan called [Revolution]. No one from the clan plays anymore. Don't really have any memories other than joining [Revolution]. Quit Toribash in 2008.

Fast foreward to 2009. Came back to the game, and after playing for a couple of days, someone approached me and was like "sup wanna make a clan?" and I was like "rofl lmao sure". This clan was called [Sin]. It got official, and I left the clan shortly after. No one from the clan plays anymore.

Fast foreward to 2010. Joined another clan called [L]egion. Stayed in that clan for most of its lifespan. Skip to about June 2010. Made my first entry into the Book of Records for the Fastest Uke Disqualification, done in 23 frames (link to post here). It was later beaten by Beznick that year. The replay no longer exists due to the forum rollback in December, so every post from August - December got deleted. If someone from back then still has the replay from back then for some reason, you should totally post it.

Skip to a couple of months later. One of the members from the clan stated that some old clan was dying, and he wanted to help it out. I tagged along, and revived the clan. We re-named the clan [Zero]. It started to die, and I left.

Skip to sometime in 2011. After leaving [Zero], I joined another clan called [42]. Stayed in that clan until it died in summer of 2011.

Skip to August of 2011. Me and 2 other people were discussing making a clan. These two people were Juhizz and BioEx. Juhizz left [Parrot](which kind of started the rivalry between us) to help us make the clan. This clan was called [duck]. We came up with the name after sitting in-game and typing up random words that rhyme with "fuck". Then we started spamming "duck", and that's how we came up with the name.

I became a Unibash Teacher sometime around 2011-2012, teaching new players how to player Taekkyon. (Unibash was pretty much a group of users teaching players how to play Toribash, and making textures/mods. It doesn't exist anymore.)

Quit in October 2012, and came back in February 2014.

Around 2015 [duck] started the totally serious and heated rivalry with [Parrot]. And to this day, we still totally hate each other.

Between 2010 and now, I made more entries into the BoR, and I also made the Organization Order of Taekkyon with Erth in 2011.

Yeah my history was kind of clan heavy, but there wasn't much I could say that wasn't too short, or too in depth, and I didn't want to just discuss every record I broke.

Also I was a wibbler back when wibbles was a thing (never forget)

fucking addicting game.

I don't believe I really ever admitted that the forum was there, it was just some foreign country to me. So due to that I stayed in-game most of the time and made friends that would come and go.

Let's skip to 2010.
I finally achieved custom belt after all my hard work (yes it took awhile because I didn't really ever understand the game) and kind of finally started going on the forums and getting involved in clans, I don't remember any of their names.

It was middle to late 2011 when I lost that account for a humiliating reason.
So password changes, the goddamn password changes. Because I was never really on the forums before that year I don't believe I ever took these into consideration and I don't know if it notified me before or not of them needing to be done but when the time came around for me to actually have to change my password I had forgotten what it originally was. Being young and dumb at the same time I didn't even consider getting a staff to help out, I just rage-quitted the game.

Now it's 2012 (one year later).
Some old friend, don't even remember who he was, contacted me on Skype and asked me if I wanted to make a clan. I told him I didn't have an account anymore so he just told me to make a new one. I named it DeprivedOR. So we made a clan which then had some problems later on (I needed to contact beloved Erth at one point to help me because I had leadered one too many people). This clan lasted a year, had many names, and never became official.

At the time I also started to get interested in realism but my spars mostly consisted of running around the guy until he rage-quitted. (Almost all my qi is spars btw apart from a few fun games here and there).

For 3 years I replay-made and got quite decent at parkour (it's now 2015) and during that time I didn't really join any clans but finally I decided to join a serious clan (Aeon) in which I ended up getting kicked out of because of 1. I'm a bad person and 2. I created the glorious Clen Org (Later to be towel and then clen clan again). I stayed clan-less for about an hour (I'm a bad person, really) which resulted in me being blacklisted from Aeon and joined Catalyst in which I was quickly promoted to co-leader and then basically leader when Calamity and Submerge went inactive. The clan was left in the hands of me and Sweeni but sadly quickly died (about a month later) despite our best efforts.

I then joined Tint (introduced by Bulous who at the time posted a lot on Ct) with this amazing app. Before all that though (the summer of 2015) I had joined Ninja Warrior Season 2 under the name Rune (changed my name from DeprivedOR to Rune whilst I was in Aeon) and had acquired a little bit of fame among the noobs (don't look at my NW2 replays, they're baaaaad) but at the same time was recognized by Xlr84life and Xioi who taught me quite a bit more about parkour. I had also recently started tricking at the time and was taught more by ShoddyV2.

So real time (2016).
I've name changed to Zubin (my real name) and am still in beloved Tint (from which I have no intention of ever leaving).

Originally Posted by gabrielll

Discovered the game around 07', after a friend of mine show me. Joined in aug 08' with that friend and other one (nicknamed rsnippon and psnippon, I guess), but they quickly stopped to play. Somewhere around that time I joined ToriBR, but left due to inactivity. From 09' to mid 12' I played a few games and made a few posts, but never got addicted again until late 12' I started working in as an office assistant and got a shit load of free time, so I got into tb again. Then I joined [r]ust and founded a clan with the oldschooler MrKid, named [Vex] - after the clan breakup I stopped playing again, and just returned being active in late january 16'. Tadaa

Originally Posted by cjhaha

joined in 2013, played judo until black belt.
played mushu.tbm when i got bored of abd
played some events
started dueling
went broke as fuck
loan scammed every1 in exchange of getting better (sry)
permabanned
boom
more loan scams duel scams and all type of scams
ban on sight
boom
after all the money i lost i got better as a dueler
and now i would say im pretty good but still not the best.
thats it
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and peep my trans 4 proof

Originally Posted by Demon

ay cj hmu if u plan on payin back that 45k cuh

was introduced to this game in the middle of 2012, by someone on omegle. the only reason this account was made in december is that i had thought i was getting banned every time i tried to play in the beginner server, because of the qi restriction, so starting out was great. i pretty much immediately loved the game. i felt like a god because i could pull off a "supermove" (shamelessly stolen from youtube)

after finding the forum i met miku, and he helped me out with quite a bit of stuff. replay making, parkour, whatever he could. he left in 2014, but he's told me of plans on returning.

that's pretty much it, was in icof before it died, that was cool. nothing else really

Originally Posted by FleshMon

I was really rude when i started this game and then i smoked weed found a girl and became chilled

lemme add more:

I joined sep 2013
and dm'd my opponent in my second match
then i started playing aikido alot and i started making friends and then i made FC which zenboy runs now

Originally Posted by JinJe

I started off in Brooklyn and it was not easy for me you know my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars and i started a company with that money and we started getting bigger and bigger each time and i started earning my own money, but i was always under pressure my clients were bored and didnt work like the best all the time and i almost went bankrupt. So it wasnt easy for me.
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no but realy i started playing this game in 2010 after i saw it on a website that was for sandbox games and such, and i saw a title that said "Toribash" and nuthug on the thumbnail with blood covering it, and i was like " this looks fucking awesome! Look at the possibiltes!" so i downloaded the game and started playing it 24 hours a day i could not get away from it. So later on in the game i met some realy cool people like Icky Nuthug Obazu and other cool guys like them ( note this was on a diffrent account but i forgot the password) so i was once presented to the user made servers by a friend of mine that also played this game but i cant remember his name. I was realy curious of xspar.tbm was so i clicked on the server name and started chating with the people that were sparring and they were like "you wanna learn how to spar?" and i said to them "but isnt this to hard for a blue belt?" they said that belts dont matter and that the skill matters of a player so i was of course happy as fuck and started learning how to spar and do tricking. Sadly i couldnt remember the names of the two lads that thought me how to do this but they were pretty godamn good at it. Pretty much sparring became a thing of mine and i started to become a replay maker and i wasnt realy the best at it but i was progressing alot through the years, but i lost my account in 2014 so i had to make another account that is this account JinJe. Mostly people that i knew would say "who the fuck are you?" and didnt even recognise me until i started playing and they saw that i had the same play style as them and they recognised me in a second. Now i am becoming a replay maker and possibly even a sparring teacher put thats a diffrent thing.


With Love-
JinJe




or tyantj or some shit






fuck off

Originally Posted by NugetenForLegend

I joined in 2012 on an account called DerpedOutX upon stumbling across Toribash through an obscure link. I wasn't really interested at first but I immediately became addicted. I started out with generic noob mods like mushu, judo, and fuckin' twinswords, but I never played aikido. I was shit at it.

I stopped playing it for some reason but picked it back up in early 2014. I remember when I used to play, I was playing each match one by one earning 10 tc each game just to get what I've been dreaming of. A head texture. They used to 2000 tc before and I got pretty salty when I saw they dropped. But I managed to save up over 1000. So I bought my first item, a head texture. I then bought chronos gradients. And then whatever the fuck next. I felt like such a b0ss with my pink tori and google robot head texture.

After some time, I managed to get okay at the game and bought all the 128 body textures as soon as I had enough tc. By this time I didn't even know the difference between 128, 256, and 512. 128 was cheaper so obviously I would get that. I started with a bad lava set mixed in with an aqua force for some reason.

This is what I looked like

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My first clan was (Unleash), I got in after becoming friend with one of the recruiters. There's a clan right now, I believe, called (Unleash) but I believe it is a reboot since it's under the same name, The Unleashed. I don't remember much about this.

I left (Unleash) later to join [MyLittle], but at this time the clan was already dying/dead. I didn't really do much here and after the leader would never respond to my pms (who I'm good friends with now) I left.

I then managed to save up 15k or 10k to make a clan (whatever the price was back then, either way I thought 10k or more meant I was rich af). I found someone named TimeElaps and another named Jaxonia (who continued playing and got a name change to Jaxon) and we made a clan. (iC) Ice Cream. After a while Jaxonia and I didn't seem to get along very well and he left, killing the clan. I believe he made his own clan (Godly) which he later rebooted into (God).

Sometime around here, when I was a 3rd dan, I switched accounts to Nugeten. I didn't play for long after that and completely stopped playing in October 2014. I've forgotten about the game but remembered it a year later, for some reason.

In October 2015, I came back as Nugeten and started playing again. After a while I connected with a few people I had befriended and after long decided to join a clan. I had joined (Chem) The Alchemists which was a generally an unorganized clan led by Xydra, who barely knew what he was doing. I left because of that, however I did make some good friends like the leader of [MyLittle] I was talking about, and decided to make my own clan.

I've returned to (iC) and reformed it into (2nd) 2nd Clan. It didn't take long for me to realize that I didn't enjoy solo leading a clan and no one wanted to help, so I left it and finally let it die.

This is when I applied for (im). I remembered Wizard03 from last year and was happy to see him still a GM. I got in with a subpar app and was basically just a regular member. Not special, posting on the clan thread regularly. Not long after Wizard left his clan to join Inquisition (this is part of the reason why I hate Inq so much), but Wizard had made me leader for some reason. I'm still not sure why he choose me to lead, and not someone who has been in the clan since almost the beginning, or one of the council members. Around this time, players like Acryul, Colors (who is now also a leader) and box joined.

I started getting really good, and playing aikido and abd almost exclusively. I became pro and started playing in GM tourneys and betting servers. I also started becoming active regularly in IRC. All of this opened me up to a whole community, and I love *almost* all of them <3. I got a name change to Nugget later since everyone kept calling me Nugget (good looks Swosh for the sponsor).

I plan in the future to apply for GM, since I'm so active on both the forum and especially ingame, also considering I'm good at the game, I often host betting servers (which darknis once added 200k to dp), tourneys, and other servers, and I'm on good terms with most of the staff.

10 infractions, two bans, and a Kyure later. I'm Nugget.

Originally Posted by Risk/templar

Well let's see. I origninally joined back in early 2010. For a long time I didn't even touch multiplayer, I just fucked about in singleplayer a bunch. Never did get any good at it. Ended up playing for a week or so then just forgetting about the game for a couple of years. I came across it again in 2012, realized multiplayer was a thing, and started screwing around there a bit. Decided I wanted to join a clan, so I found the forums, did some digging, and found the one with the coolest name. Scoured through their applications thread a bit, found which applications had been accepted, and pretty much just stole bits and pieces of those to put together my own, and that's how I joined Zone.

I got on really well with the other people in Zone, made some great friends, and ended up becoming a really active member of that clan, playing pretty much every day, participating in every war I could, started some stuff like keeping logs of our wars, etc. It was a good time - still probably the best memories I've got of this game. After a while though, I think when summer came to an end, we all kind of just stopped playing as much and the clan died out for the most part.

Fast forward a year or so, it's summer 2013, and I and a few other people from the clan are getting really active again. We go through some stuff, I end up being elected as the new leader of the clan, and along with Templar who had some retarded name like deaddova82 or something at the time we started trying to revive the clan. To try and get ourselves out there, we hosted a weekly tournament for a while, along with a bunch of recruitment servers, and we managed to build up a pretty decent roster, so the clan revival was going pretty well.

To this point, somehow I had remained completely unaware of any form of actual moderation or staff in the game, but I came across a GM recruitment thread. After joining a couple of GM tourneys, I decided "hey, that looks like fun", did some research, and applied to be a GM. A couple of weeks later I was accepted and my staff journey began.

Much like I did with Zone before, I threw myself pretty completely into the GM role. I hosted as much as I could, got real serious about wanting to be a great GM, and invested myself in some really unnecessary projects, like one where I went through every single mod that comes with a fresh install of Toribash (Some 1700 of them if I remember right), categorizing them all to come up with a list of good tournament mods.

At this point, I decided I wanted to get even more into staffing. Since at this time GMs were still doing scam reports but had some limitations, I decided I'd apply for market squad so I could fully invest into that area as well. I was accepted, and Toribash became pretty much a full-time job for me at that point.

A while after I got into the squids, the GM lead at the time stepped down, and I was offered the role as GM lead. This came with a promotion to admin, so I donned my red name, made a list of what I wanted to change about the GMs, and got to work. I did a bunch of stuff to get things running smoother there, got a rewards system going to promote activity, hired a bunch of new people, fired a couple old people, etc. Things were going pretty well. At this point, investing basically all of my free time into the game, it honestly just stopped being fun, and I got more and more bitter, did some stupid shit, got into some arguments, and eventually just quit. If I remember right, I stayed on for a bit longer doing market squad stuff since I was a TSA, but I could have the order of things mixed up there.

After a while of not really touching Toribash at all, I came back again. During the other stuff, Zone had gotten official status, merged with Oblivion to form Metagame, and then subsequently died as we all got more invested into other hobbies. So I went looking for a clan again, joined Obey since I had some friends there, and I've pretty much just been lurking on the forums since then.

Originally Posted by Templar/risk

So I was searching for my name in the forums like I do every wee- I mean I happened to come across this thread and thought it'd be a good idea to post here.

Yup.

Started out in May 2012 with the account darkdova82. All the other dragon-related names were taken. I still have that account, use it sometimes for nostalgia purposes. Anyway, I played Single Player for... 4 hours straight, then logged out for the day. I was fucking shy, and was nervous of what people would think of me in multiplayer. For the next three days I beat the shit outta Uke until I could beat him consistently without my ghost on (I thought the people in multiplayer would be... better than they generally ended up being). Went on multiplayer the fourth day, and joined the beginner server. The one that people back then will remember existed, the one that allowed everyone into it, even if they weren't beginners.

I loved that server, and everything about it. So many varied people would join, we would all talk, people were generally pretty nice, helping out all the newbies, giving advice (mostly bad advice) and we all had a great time. Some people I remember from there, whether for good or for bad: Optiumax (aka deakmaniac), Stillbones, Aerofox, Luisxxxx (x's are numbers, cant remember them though), Thellian, Koco934, Plazma98, Sparem3, Vash7395, Ihasfuncakes, SanizGC (Kratos) and a few others. Most of these formed the core group of people I hung out with for the first 7 or so months of Toribash. Others are just names I remember.

Bout...uh... July 2012, I made a new account, deaddova82 (I'm so original), and on the ides of July(15th), I joined the clan Psych Ward, a clan that was an offshoot of Saints. Had a great bit of fun there, We had our ups and downs, mostly downs, but still. Made clan rank 25, Clan started getting inactive, and I was handed leadership. Led for a few months, inactivity crushed us, tried to revive it a month or two later, Partially succeeded, Then I got fed up with being the only one online and I left. Right before I left I met Risk for the first time, back when he was Dyrisk (Pronounced Die-Risk, regardless of what he claims), right before he joined Zone.

Cue the loner phase. I was a 5th Dan, thought I was a bad-ass, didn't think I had anything more to learn. How fucking wrong I was.

Regardless during that loner phase, I was eventually kicked off my high horse, scrabbled around a bit in the dirt, and emerged a less pompous, more carefully observing person. All of this occurred in three days. I had my eyes set on the clan Zone, the clan my friend Koco934 had led and that Dyrisk had re-joined recently (by this time it had been about 1-2 months). I applied on the 4th of July, 2013.

I was accepted July 7th, 2013. Right away, I went about reviving the nearly dead clan. Dyrisk had since become inactive again (he's got an inactivity streak that mimics narcolepsy). The then current leader, NinofShin, resigned leadership to Dyrisk at that point (he became active again a few days after I joined). Then we set about reviving the clan again. We fucking SUCCEEDED. By the end of the ordeal, we reaped from our efforts a official clan, [Zone], an active member base, and a strong leadership. Got a namechange to Tempiar because I thought Templar was taken. I was wrong. Round this point, Dyrisk had become a Gm (actually right before we got official status), and then we met [Oblivion]. Fuckin' A+ bunch of fellows, [Oblivion] was. We started talking to them more and more, and within a few weeks of us becoming official as [Zone], we merged with [Oblivion] to create [Metagame]. Got my namechange to Templar.

Wight, Hawkesnightmare, Zanderhar, Ysome, Aoefanatic, and a few others that I can't remember the names of, these were the glorious people of [Oblivion] that we decided we liked so much we were going to merge clans with them. Our love of intellectual discussion kept us together, and we all just generally got along. Was a great time. Wight, Risk, Dannyrug and I were Staff around this era, Risk being Gm lead and Msquid, Wight and Dannyrug being a Gm, same as myself (we also had 2wc for a bit but he was only there for a week. Gets honorable mention). Good times, we were extraordinarily active during this period. Took over Risk's clan duties during this time because he was pretty busy with his staff load.

Then inactivity hit. Not hard, but hard enough for us to lose the clan apparently. Ah well, good things come to an end eventually. One thing I found out posthumously: Lots of people enjoyed our Skype-based recruitment process. I'm glad, we worked really hard developing it. List of people That were in Metagame(insofar as I remember):

Risk, Wight, Vradomor, Hawkesnightmare, Ysome, Aoefanatic, Zanderhar, Erif, Toolfree, Dannyrug, Duck, Koco934, hepimen, Laser, Clay(Soap), Fancy, TheMpk, Dartzpie, Twilight, Gentleman, Sh00.

There were more, but ya'll are the ones I remember best.

Few months later, after an EXTENSIVE (read: 4 months) break, I came to try and join TLL cause they seemed pretty chill. Worst Best decision I've made. That about sums it all up. Still in TLL, Fear and Pv2Caribou and Arctic are all really cool people, same goes for the rest of TLL. Pv2 is the coolest though.

Oh, I also made this thing.

G'day!

Originally Posted by gtfo hobo (cat) is great

i joined the game in 2011 almost entirely by accident
i was looking for cool ragdoll games to play with my friend joe and we stumbled across this game
i made the account hobomoose after my love for making fun of homeless and for my love of meese
i played like garbage until i met a guy named Muur, who was the first person to ever give me an item
it was like 2am and he said the first person to get a decap gets a head tex
so i played on till like 4am or so and beat the achievement
thats how i discovered the forums, since i had to put on the items he walked me through it all (he was unibash at the time)

that's when i joined [fyre] which got official after a decent time
after that i became real market man and bought tc so i could try to make a profit, ended up blowing it all on flames and then got bored of the game in early 2012

skip to feb 2013, i join and people still remember me (febreeze, rainbowz, 1handclap etc)
make friends with [Ethr]
join [Ethr] and meet lots of cool people on skype like Orko, Numbers, Internet, Soap etc etc
changed my name to Hobo (then to hobo later on)
many moons pass and i decide to leave for another clan (r)ust, with Uncle, soap etc
revived that clan then got super bored of clans
during that time i'm pretty sure i got to know tons of more people and became more internet famous as well as gained a lot of tc
after a while i join [i], then left and joined [TGS] then left and founded the elite clan of (cat) which is now a stolen tag and i'm real pissed
MET THIGGIST AND WE DOMINATED THE ENTIRE FORUMS
WE STILL LIVE ON TODAY
NO STAR WILL OUTLIVE OR OUTSHINE OUR BOND
YOU CANNOT STOP OUR EXISTENCE
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH

oh yeah i also joined [Fish] but he's hated now even tho i love him
now i'm in a cool clan called (hobo)
we're recruiting so apply fast spots are filling up quick
need strong boys for heavy lifting
fear is an enemy

Originally Posted by Superseba

Oh I like telling stories.

Well I started with this account in Jan of 2013.

I didn't know what was the forum for 1 or 2 months till I joined a clan that was called Uber if I am not wrong.
That clan died and well I got out, weeks later joined Flip and months later I knew some argentinian guys, it was great times. Also made a best friend from Venezuela, we played a lot. When I knew him I was brown belt and he was 3rd dan so pretty much he teached me about Toribash.

Well then Flip got inactive for some weeks, I got out and I joined Phoenix.(I'm not a clan hopper, I joined Phoenix weeks later)
In Phoenix I knew pf0chang and more guys that now I forgot.
Like many clans Phoenix started dying, then I created a clan with my friend that died too, later I found LoL and got Inactive, you know, League of Legends sucks you up.(It was in Middle 2014)

Later in March 2015 I found more friends from Latin America, got into a spanish clan that now is dead, I was playing lonely till I found MAU, I grow up with it, I learned a lot there and now I am here, still in MAU.


I have a lot to tell but it's a large story.

Originally Posted by ed

joined 09
played for a little bit
joined old icof clan
it died
thought about a few clans to join: alpha, Fr3styL, Raid. Raid was top choice.
While in raid, was Tori-Agent.
Raid was awesome
Tori-Agents and Game Keepers merged to Grey GMs. They took a few from each group, mostly the Game Keepers, but made it in anyways. Shin-Ryuu era.
Did GM/TA work for, I think, 3 years. They eventually dropped the TA aspect after about 6-ish months of the combined group being created. Took about a 8 month break, did GM work again for a few months as they were struggling. Went through many leads, Shin-ryuu, Slipanc Enzu, Uric(kinda), some other guys I'm probably forgetting.

Quit for personal reasons, came back, applied for smod to work with GMs. They let me in. I still work with GMs, not too often as of late but I help when I can . Came with a few ideas mostly, 3d work. Collab'd with other GMs and we made a lot of ideas for one of the past Halloweens.

Now I do smod stuff and try to help these NOOB smods.

Originally Posted by FighterKHV

Well, that's a waaay long history there, mate.

First time i found out about Toribash in ~November-ish 2007, when i've installed the 1.97-1.98 one from some games magazine. Played about for a bit, tried to start multiplayer when game said that i need to download the latest version. It was about 3.02-3.04 time already, downloaded that client and found out that 3.xx version is way cooler than 1.9x ones.
Tried to play in multiplayer and got freaking surprised. The game chat shown the message like this: "Service overload. Logged in as guest" and then i appeared in the game queue as unregged player with random symbols.
I even remember times when some staff members were kicking me from server and telling me to register in order to play, but sometimes i returned back and got kicked again. I played like this until July 2008, when i finally registered.
After this i started to work mainly for growing in these times russian community - translating some guides, helping newbies, doing other useful things etc. During this time i joined quite a heap of well known russian clans of that period.
Surprisingly got applied for pink GameKeepers in 2010 but i think it was a bit rushed decision but whatever i've got some hosting experince although i was a bit shy to do something big for the commuinty. Few months later got resigned for reasons.
Now i'm just a very inactive (as the game part) and veteran-ish member who saw some schet since then and went too lazy for big things. I don't actually know when i'll return to TB, because it will be 8 years in July.
So, we'll see what happen later.
I'm not actually a skillful player (during the active period i played judo mainly), just a person who likes to do random and useful things and not to annoy everybody in the community

Originally Posted by TANK THE LEGEND

Joined on 03/03/2013. Within the 2 years I have racked up 64 alt accounts, this being my main one. I started with the name "Djvenom173", later changed to "tank". Immediately after playing once i got hooked onto toribash, playing daily like there's no tomorrow. I flamed all the time due to being mildly-schizophrenic, and to this day i still get mad a bit, but definitely less than before. In the time that i've played i've also become one of the most well known players, one of the best skilled players and relatively rich in terms. I have gained life lessons from the game, too. I've also increased in computer art due to this, learned to socialize more and also how to be a good team leader. I've been in more clans than any one person on toribash, hopping from one to another. First clan of which was "The kira fighters", owned by Ale445 and someone else whom i've forgotten, seeing as this was 3 years ago. I've hosted several clans and i've been co(lead) or higher in every clan i've been a part of apart from 1 (Nitro). I'm the antagonist role against Ryan, and I was victorious, after he received a perma ban.