Its not dead, the monster was in a coma for many years because of the devious and diabolical

Its not dead, the monster was in a coma for many years because of the devious and diabolical demon summoner named Swepples the Old

Its not dead, the monster was in a coma for many years because of the devious and diabolical demon summoner named Swepples the Old Swedish dick magician

Its not dead, the monster was in a coma for many years because of the devious and diabolical demon summoner named Swepples the Old Swedish dick magician who loved dogs

Its not dead, the monster was in a coma for many years because of the devious and diabolical demon summoner named Swepples the Old Swedish dick magician who loved dogs. His incompetent crew

Its not dead, the monster was in a coma for many years because of the devious and diabolical demon summoner named Swepples the Old Swedish dick magician who loved dogs. His incompetent crew would steal everything

Its not dead, the monster was in a coma for many years because of the devious and diabolical demon summoner named Swepples the Old Swedish dick magician who loved dogs. His incompetent crew would steal everything and sell it

Its not dead, the monster was in a coma for many years because of the devious and diabolical demon summoner named Swepples the Old Swedish dick magician who loved dogs. His incompetent crew would steal everything and sell it to Flames, the

Its not dead, the monster was in a coma for many years because of the devious and diabolical demon summoner named Swepples the Old Swedish dick magician who loved dogs. His incompetent crew would steal everything and sell it to Flames, the following day he

Fixed grammar /Swep
Restored grammar, could be fun to rewrite the stories at a later date. /Swep

Its not dead, the monster was in a coma for many years because of the devious and diabolical demon summoner named Swepples the Old Swedish dick magician who loved dogs. His incompetent crew would steal everything and sell it to Flames, the following day he Banished the monster
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because swepples what loves dogs xD?