Yeah. Let's see if i can keep this post in good, clean English, shall we? But anyways, I've finally made enough replays to merit a new thread... Hopefully, you'll not be puking all over the place.

Four fists in the aaaiiirrr...: I like, start out by manipulating Uke into a flipping frenzy, though he only gets to do one flip before my hand greets the side of his head, shortly followed by a slap to the elbow. Then i chase him a little, seeing that he's flying away from me, and bash his butt twice. All without grabbing.

Pretty much: A double kick from behind. I like this because of the speed i switch attacking foot with. It was also involved in getting the "Shadow Attack" achievement, found in Blams Achievement script.

Punt: I manipulate Uke around a little, and then punt his head off. Simply put.

Rorghle smileyspam woop: Included for the hell of it. It's basically me screwing around with emotes...

That's a 10 on the Torino scale: I start at 1000 distance, and then jump my way over to Uke, so i can deliver a hefty fusillade of angry attacks. Also notice how i skeet-shoot his head... And yes, i unfortunately had to use a grab to get the chest dismemberment, as a non-grab dismember there would have been next to impossible.

Comments and constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated...

I'm sure i failed with my grammar SOMEWHERE...

Niet, the word i used is an action, not an object, so to say. Of that i am certain.
Also, thanks.

@iPingu: Schweet, thanks. :3

@Rutz: All fine by me! ;)

@Tamer0: o_o
Can't be assed to remake the angry fusillade of attacks.

Rorgh, come on folks, you can do it! >:0

The first replay is epic, really. 10/10

@Rutzor: Possibly, but i still find the last kick pretty brutal. ;)

@War_Hero: Thankee Herr Secksmeister.

@Magix: Argh, you definitely got me with the I's, not sure about the others though... And thanks!

@maldiluna: Thank you sire.

@yin: Righty-o! Though i can't help but feel that being the judge of a competition that oneself participates in really isn't a good idea. Perhaps we should get a third person to do this instead? (Preferrably not a fanboy, of course)

@eyCoco: Schweet, thanks. :3

@Yasiou: I have a large skull, and that means my head can contain more awesome than usual. ;o
But honestly? It's because i've failed around in singleplayer almost exclusively in my 23 months of playing.

>.>

well, I watched the first batch, very nice replays man.

Thanks a lot, folks!

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Here's one of those rare few times where i get an ankle dismemberment.

Thanks, yet again.

Also, new replay. Didn't know what the hell i was doing, but hey, it turned out pretty well.

Haha, oh wow, i must say that i am genuinely (and positively) surprised at how long this thread has survived. But no, i am not dead, i just don't have any new replays right now... But i thank you all for commenting so nicely. :3