Although it may not seem like it, I believe I am quite the art revolutionist. I am constantly experimenting, trying new techniques, and breaking down the arbitrary walls placed by society that separate the artist from true artistic expression.

For my most recent piece, I collaborated with two well known southern Californian artists, Leonard (read Leonardo) Rubix, and Miss Irery Toofurun. We all have a burning passion for modern art, and believed that our minds could combine to create a mind blowing work of true genius.

After long consideration, we decided to try something no one in the art world has ever done before, sculpting a human canvas. Using a living being as the base, we would generously apply a moist paste consisting of refined granite rock, and the mulched skeletal remains of various marine life. Then, we would meticulously carve and sculpt away, creating a work that highlighted the true beauty of the human form. The only question was, who would be the one to become a living masterpiece? Leonard, arguably the most daring artist of the bunch, was willing to sacrifice his physical body so that Irery and I could carve out a staircase to artistic nirvana.

Are you ready?

Just pour molten metal on him and you'll have a nice piece of art right there.

I feel with a little more work you could properly distinguish the cockhead from the shaft to give it that true realistic feel.

Don't forget the cum hole

You should also work more on the rest of the body.