Toribash
I had this dream where I was the king and people had to protect me all the time and I had a bowl of cream(?) which I could use to video chat anyone across the world and I was friends with a bartender that was a ninja

thoughts?
free my melanin-enhanced fellow bobby shmurda
Nasty
Kony's #1 Shooter
8:21 PM <duck> I'll touch your market all over

August Ames didn't die for this
Had a dream I got stuck on the side of a highway where I started being recruited by a biker gang where they were asking me funny questions like 'describe your perfect day at school' or do you want to have an accent like jesse James from American chopper

LMAO, i had a dream where i was on the phone with this girl, she asked if she could come over and i said no, she came anyway like 1 minute later