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[Eventis] Poems
Hello, I want ya'll to write a poem about Wapow. The creator of the best poem gets a 512 head texture. Any degrading shit and you will get a finger up your butt tonight. You can enter even if you're not from Parrot but you will defenitely not win.

Gonna grade this with Flames January 2nd-3rd there somewhere.

Good luck and Happy new years and stuff.

Edit: This shit will be biased as fuick.
Last edited by Swepples; Dec 31, 2016 at 12:50 AM.
Originally Posted by mackeria View Post
Edit: I used poem generator and replaced words with Wapow I hope you like my effort.


You fuckin with me? You fuckin with art?

Disqualified
Up here in my forum appears a strange man
He calls himself Swepples, and he's just joined my clan
Dunno who he is, what he does, where he's from
But for another Svenskfaen (no offense), har mitt hjerte ei rom

He's making ruckus, wanting rhymes for his friends
From the clan named WAPOW, which to me makes no sense
I thought he joined Parrot, dunno what this implies
But I must reserve judgement, cuz I forgot which clans are our allies

Now I must leave, as quick as I appeared
I'm having a party, though I'm hardly prepeared
It's time for festivities as the new year emerges
And then I'll hit the town, to find prey for my urges ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[18:33] <Ele_> man I wish I had a dick to suck for drugfs rn
Originally Posted by liaxo View Post
Up here in my forum appears a strange man
He calls himself Swepples, and he's just joined my clan
Dunno who he is, what he does, where he's from
But for another Svenskfaen (no offense), har mitt hjerte ei rom

He's making ruckus, wanting rhymes for his friends
From the clan named WAPOW, which to me makes no sense
I thought he joined Parrot, dunno what this implies
But I must reserve judgement, cuz I forgot which clans are our allies

Now I must leave, as quick as I appeared
I'm having a party, though I'm hardly prepeared
It's time for festivities as the new year emerges
And then I'll hit the town, to find prey for my urges ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

and we have a winner folks
one time i had a hair deep in my urethra and when i pulled it out it felt kinda good ~fudgiebalz 2020


<~Skul> they're not children, they're demon midgets
<~Skul> if you kill one in front of the rest, they'll scatter and leave
i was told to type something nice as he sent the 512 head. Not sure who hes sending it to so congrats whoever won!

yay

EDIT: ok i have been briefed. Congrats liaxo
Oh shit boi. Thanks for the head - I didn't really register that this was a contest. I rarely play, so it might get recycled into another contest. ⏰ ������
[18:33] <Ele_> man I wish I had a dick to suck for drugfs rn