My official setup tour.

Now THAT'S a rad computer! Just remember to always ask for your parents permission before going online!

I love playing Reader Rabbit on my computer and eating Welch's fruit snacks, but only after I've finished all my homework and did my chores!

Don't be on it later than 9pm. That's my bedtime

welchs fruit snacks are really good!

i prefer gushers but my mama never lets me get them because they're really sugary

You tell your mama you a man now and you want a man's snack

My mom only lets me watch the kidzbop versions of the songs that have vulgar language.

My mom is like. "Have dis".
So yeah I get to eat whatever I ******* want

Wow do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Nah

Using such language within the sanctuary warrants your first [S]trike.