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Originally Posted by SkulFuk View Post
I fucked my knee in 2001, although I can walk on it (although apparently I shouldn't be able to) there's a limit to how much it can handle before it gives out. I'll gladly vouch for how easily ruined they are, and they're a cunt to try and get working again.

OFC if I was a massive fat cunt, those fuckers get knee repairs all the time. Straight to the front of the queue, have a new knee fattie, not that you'll ever use it you fat piece of shit.

Seriously though, the fucks with all the useless fat cunts getting knee repairs? Doesn't stop them being fat & lazy, fuckers are still sat on those electric mobility scooters shovelling pies in their face.

Not that I'm at all irritated or bitter about going from being extremely active to severely limited in what I can do. ¬_¬

Also crutches suck. Fuck those things. And fuck the people who think you're wasted first thing in the morning because you can't physically walk straight. Gah.

Nvr4get Skul, took multiple arrows to his knees.
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Can confirm knees are frail assholes

took a metal grate straight to my knee with all my body weight behind it, shit was fucked for like 3 weeks

luckily it seemed to have been temporary but GOD DAMN it hurt
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Originally Posted by DruggedPanda View Post
Nvr4get Skul, took multiple arrows to his knees.

Actually it was far dumber than that - as in broke it in half and made it do a 180 (literally) tripping over some pikey's DIY bong they'd left laying around the skate park. -_-

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Out of all the ways you could hurt yourself in a skate park, you tripped over a bong?
one time i had a hair deep in my urethra and when i pulled it out it felt kinda good ~fudgiebalz 2020


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Originally Posted by Moop View Post
Out of all the ways you could hurt yourself in a skate park, you tripped over a bong?

Yes, yes I did. A DIY bong made from bottles, rubber bungs & plastic tubes.

To add insult to injury it was when I was heading back to my car, so not only was it retarded, it was retarded at the most opportune moment... Oh, and it was at 4am, because y'know we'd got the urge as you do.

The final lol was finally getting home at 8am, after they'd cut my jeans off me, wearing a paper towel skirt right when the neighbour were sending their daughters to school. -_-

A week later after getting the initial cast removed I was informed that they'd done it wrong causing more damage landing me 6 months with a leg cast from my balls to my ankle.

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EDIT

Oh to put the injury into perspective, the lower half of my leg rotated 180 degrees - so my heel was under my chin with the foot pointing outwards. So yeah, ruined ligaments.
Even now it's incredibly unstable when it comes to any lateral movement, and turning can potentially knock it completely out of place.

Kerry used to find it hilarious and took great pleasure from pushing me over when she was bored ¬_¬

As for the initial cast they fucked up - they'd set the leg completely straight with a full length plaster cast. Try walking without bending your leg in the slightest - then try going up/down stairs, or for added fun try keeping it off the floor with crutches :<

That wound up causing cartilage problems along side the ligaments.

But yeah, I do think back and laugh at how dumb the whole thing was. I guess when you avoid sport injuries for that many years it's inevitable something stupid will happen
Last edited by SkulFuk; Feb 12, 2017 at 04:04 AM.

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Pffff, I've had plenty of years to get over that.

However, seeing some massive pie eating fat cunt fly past on it's fattie-mobile with a set of stitches down it's knee - That'll trigger me. Fat lazy pieces of shit :<

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Originally Posted by SkulFuk View Post
Actually it was far dumber than that - as in broke it in half and made it do a 180 (literally) tripping over some pikey's DIY bong they'd left laying around the skate park. -_-

Not a true sk8r boi. True sk8r bois dont hurt themselves at sk8 parks