We play a little game. Here's how it works:
1. Answer the question above and explain why you chose your answer.
2. Form a question starting with "would you rather..."
and two options: A and B.

I'll start

Would you rather A: have an eyelash sized dick
or B: have dick sized eyelashes?

I'd rather option B because i can just cut them c;

Would you rather
A: eat 10 nails or
B: put 9 nails up your butt?

Definitely A bc I wanna be this guy:


Would you rather
A. Use sandpaper instead of toilet paper for the rest of your life or
B. Have the face of a blobfish

Option A because I already have pain there so it wont be much a difference C; and i could buy smooth sandpaper c;

Would you rather
A: Cut off all of your fingers or
B: Cut off all of your toes.

B. I'll press the button twice cuz I'm a maniac.

Would you rather:

A. Have pizza for every meal for the rest of your life
or
B. Have the ability to teleport to a random spot in Germany

B. Because I dont have to use it, and i'd die of obesity from A. and get tired of pizza in a couple years

Would You Rather

A: Trip every couple steps you walk
or
B: Have no legs

I take B.
I nicht understand. Da was no WW2. How kann I prevent something das never hat happened?

Also I always dreamed of never having to work a single day in my life.

(If my future employer finds this post I'm definitely fired lmao)


Would you rather
A. have the ability to seduce people by dancing Macarena
B. Have the ability to turn invisible, but not including your clothes and your hair

B cos i could look at miles away for Lurk at peapole houses xD
Would u rather:

A:have plenty of food but only ingredient u though disgusting
B:have ur favorite meal evry time u want but ur body and ur mind look like straving

B. Because I need to lose a few kilos anyway. Also I have no idea what you mean with A lmao.

Would you rather:
A. Ride a bear into battle
B. Ride a rhino into battle

A: It is spoiled how to destroy him, and zombies would be alot more and alot longer to defeat.

Would You Rather:

A: Fly or
B: Teleport