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Drunky!



Are you bored of events without a decent story behind them?
Do you want an event based on semi-true things?
Do you want to laugh at Sparky and embrace stereotypes about Australia?
If you answered yes to any of those questions: join us and see the glorious adventures of a drunken Australian boy on his quest to get home.
If you didn't answer with yes, join anyway you lazy git.


This event will have 5 rounds featuring singleplayer, multiplayer versus, and multiplayer coop, and only one of you will make it home, so better be prepared.


No Alts
No Replay stealing
No messing with Game rules

Sparky is a shitter but he aint a cheater!







Of course an event praising the abuse of alcohol like this one needs fitting prizes! So check this out:

1st: 10 ST 100.000 TC + Blood Vodka
2nd: 5 ST and 50.000 TC + Beer Hat
Bonus Prize: Out of everyone that legit participated and got eliminated 3 random people will receive xxxxxxx (Not released yet fuckers!)
[Signing up and then being inactive is not participating]
Also the best part: bragging rights, because lets face it we all just participate to rub it at people!









2 Random ES that probably hate you and are toally biased every round, your King Reta (eat a banana ffs) and the one and only SparkyTheTwinkerBoi!




The deadline for every round will be just 1 week so we get this over with as fast as sparky when he is fapping!
Except for the first round, that one will be 2 weeks long because posting your entry equals the sign up, and you need time to make up your mind because you cant just have fun... cunt.
So for every idiot thats either lazy or cant get that properly:
Post your first entry before April 10th


YOU CAN FIND THE SECOND TASK WITH THE MOD NEEDED HERE:http://forum.toribash.com/showpost.p...9&postcount=88
Last edited by Reta; Apr 30, 2017 at 08:38 AM. Reason: nazid
Give us next task alteady. We are few but we are up to great things.
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Well, leanmarkie inmmortal8 and mrfacefur are out of the race.
You are a shame for every drunk, one of you even failed to pick the right mod...
Get off TB and into rehab.

Everyone else made it to the next round, some of you were hilarious some were just not that shit.
You now have 24 hours to laugh at people or wank each other some thanks until we continue.
Last edited by Reta; Apr 16, 2017 at 10:26 PM.

Find the hidden shovel and uncover the secrets of my religion.
10:17 PM <~Creati0n> GAS THE DUELERS
6:35 PM <&Fear> good job reta you are now the King Admin
6:35 PM <Typhon> Gj Reta god

i should know that in every event were reta is a judge,im screwed,imao
"Life is a journey, not a destination, enjoy the ride, with its ups and downs!"
Well, consider this : Git Gud

Find the hidden shovel and uncover the secrets of my religion.
10:17 PM <~Creati0n> GAS THE DUELERS
6:35 PM <&Fear> good job reta you are now the King Admin
6:35 PM <Typhon> Gj Reta god


Round2: How the hell did I get up here?
You somehow managed to flee…upwards.
You aren’t safe yet tho. A bunch of other dudes got up here too and the police is still on your tails.
Seems like only the fastest will escape.

Task:
Finish the parkour as fast as you can. Send the replay to me and do not upload it here. IF YOU UPLOAD YOUR REPLAY HERE YOU ARE FKN DISQUALIFIED LIKE THE CUNT YOU ARE MATE
You were paired up into pairs and only the fastest will move on. (We may compare your replay using the same script we used for the blindmans brawl or not!)

You will have to make it over the building, beware it may be slippery.
You have a week. Till May 6th that is
Attached Files
Bar_rootop_pk.tbm (29.3 KB, 17 views)
Last edited by Reta; Apr 30, 2017 at 08:43 AM.

Find the hidden shovel and uncover the secrets of my religion.
10:17 PM <~Creati0n> GAS THE DUELERS
6:35 PM <&Fear> good job reta you are now the King Admin
6:35 PM <Typhon> Gj Reta god

"Be as fast as you can"
You can edit frames but I do not know how having more time in a contest of speed helps.

Find the hidden shovel and uncover the secrets of my religion.
10:17 PM <~Creati0n> GAS THE DUELERS
6:35 PM <&Fear> good job reta you are now the King Admin
6:35 PM <Typhon> Gj Reta god

26th

Find the hidden shovel and uncover the secrets of my religion.
10:17 PM <~Creati0n> GAS THE DUELERS
6:35 PM <&Fear> good job reta you are now the King Admin
6:35 PM <Typhon> Gj Reta god