wtf man where all my answers at? you know how long to took to even think of the questions? its like trying to squeeze some shit outta your ass but there is only a little bit it its hanging on no matter what, and you jerk it around a little bit hoping that it would fall off but you just feel the weight swinging and it still doesn't come off, then u try pushing harder and finally got it out but another tiny piece of shit is stuck there now you try to do the same thing but this time it didnt work, so you relaxed your but cheeks trying to cut it out of ur ass but just ends up getting pieces of dooky all over your butt crack, then you go "oh fuck me", and you feel really unconformable. so you took some toilet paper and try to clean your anus abit, but then get shit all over your hands cus you for that you spread-ed it out all over the place, then you look at your hand and find a small stinky smug on your hand, you get curious and start sniffing at it, then you think "wow is that what my shit smells like?" then you get a bigger piece of toilet paper to prevent that from happening again right after you wiped your hands on your white shirt, without realizing it. then after 10 wipes, your ass is still dirty, so you get pissed and wipe it really hard, and accidentally poked a hole through it. then here you go again saying OH FUCK ME! and you wipe your hands on the paper towel and just left your ass dirty. then you pulled up your pants and then washed your hands. but the smell just wont go away. so you used soap and its still there. then you just let it go and went on with your life. 10 minutes later you found a brown smug on your white shirt and you go "what the FUCK is this!?" and then just decided to leave it there thinking that its probably chocolate that you ate 5 minutes ago after that battle with your shit. so you licked it thinking that its gonna be good, then you think that it tastes really weird. so you smugged it around your mouth trying to find the taste of chocolate but still couldnt find it. then you go ahead and smell your shirt. after you found out its poop you go "FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKK" THATS HOW LONG AND FRUSTRATING IT WAS TO WRITE THESE QUESTIONS!