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Drunky!
Are you bored of events without a decent story behind them?
Do you want an event based on semi-true things?
Do you want to laugh at Sparky and embrace stereotypes about Australia?
If you answered yes to any of those questions: join us and see the glorious adventures of a drunken Australian boy on his quest to get home.
If you didn't answer with yes, join anyway you lazy git.
This event will have 5 rounds featuring singleplayer, multiplayer versus, and multiplayer coop, and only one of you will make it home, so better be prepared.
No Alts
No Replay stealing
No messing with Game rules
Sparky is a shitter but he aint a cheater!
Of course an event praising the abuse of alcohol like this one needs fitting prizes! So check this out:
1st: 10 ST 100.000 TC + Blood Vodka
2nd: 5 ST and 50.000 TC + Beer Hat
Bonus Prize: Out of everyone that legit participated and got eliminated 3 random people will receive xxxxxxx (Not released yet fuckers!)
[Signing up and then being inactive is not participating]
Also the best part: bragging rights, because lets face it we all just participate to rub it at people!
2 Random ES that probably hate you and are toally biased every round, your King Reta (eat a banana ffs) and the one and only SparkyTheTwinkerBoi!
The deadline for every round will be just 1 week so we get this over with as fast as sparky when he is fapping!
Except for the first round, that one will be 2 weeks long because posting your entry equals the sign up, and you need time to make up your mind because you cant just have fun... cunt.
So for every idiot thats either lazy or cant get that properly:
Post your first entry before April 10th
YOU CAN FIND THE SECOND TASK WITH THE MOD NEEDED HERE:http://forum.toribash.com/showpost.p...9&postcount=88
Last edited by Reta; Apr 30, 2017 at 08:38 AM.
Reason: nazid
No need to resubmit replays if you've already sent them.
And no, Reta is still the host of the event, I was just making this post for him because he's still in a booze-induced coma
And no, Reta is still the host of the event, I was just making this post for him because he's still in a booze-induced coma
one time i had a hair deep in my urethra and when i pulled it out it felt kinda good ~fudgiebalz 2020
<~Skul> they're not children, they're demon midgets
<~Skul> if you kill one in front of the rest, they'll scatter and leave
It seems I've been appointed as new host of my own event.
PLEASE RESEND YOUR REPLAYS TO ME!!!!
Glad to see ya fam <3