fuckers


My name is Tristan. You can call me fatass since that's what my friends called me in highschool.

I'm 20 years old, my mental health is questionable and I don't know what I'm doing 80% of the fucking time.

I would consider myself complete dog ass in game and I'm good at about -3 mods. I usually play ABD and listen to some horse pussy music while naked in my room, fun right?

I'm from West Virginia, and for you out of US ppls that is the prime time sister fuckin area where it gets REALbad. Like worse than Static's family.

I know most of you, and I'd like to get to know the rest a more.
I'm ready to give my body to the clan, and also be a really really good cheerleader. I minored in Moral Support at college and I take pride in it.

I'm currently very active since my dickhole cunt fucker of a boss thinks I need less hours at work

I use Discord IRC etc.
Add me on Dicksword, Tristan :]#3769

Also, why parrot?
EveryoneEventuallyLearnsToGiveIn


thanks

Am not impressed, change that.

lovely people

You may know me, you may not. I've sat around in #parrot for probably a year or two now, I rarely talk there nowadays but I used to join in on chats fairly usually.

Recently Family has decided to dissolve the clan and essentially remain a clan just on Discord.
It's been coming for a while now, and I think we are all mutually glad that we can now just talk to eachother without needing to worry about the clan side.

That being said, I have been, for the past few years, joining clans full of people I have known for a long time and talk to on the daily, but I wanted to change that. I want to meet new people and hopefully spark new friendships.
Yes, I do know some of the people in Parrot, no doubt, but there's definitely other guys here that I'd want to meet and talk to more.

Outside of the new friends, I know a few people in the clan that I think of as friends and like talking to, SmallBowl, Moop, Reta and iTemp come to mind right away. Since I have been hanging around your IRC for a while now I've come to appreciate the overall vibe of the clan and even now like to spend my time sitting and sometimes joining in on convos.

Those are my main reasons as to why I am applying, guess I should give you some reasons to consider me, let's start with a little introduction.
My nickname is duck, that's what people usually call me, but if you want to you can call me Sam. I'm a 16 year old student from Slovakia, a fairly small but pretty ok country to live in. I'm studying at a bilingual gymnasium since I had no idea what kind of future I wanted for myself, so I decided to just further my general studies, albeit in English. I'm also learning Spanish as my other language, I have a pretty basic understanding of it as of now, I could maybe hold a simple conversation.
I don't have a great lot of hobbies, I used to throw cards and got pretty good at it, then just kinda stopped. Nowadays I just doodle and make music from time to time, noot often tho.

On Toribash I mainly use the forums, but ever since I joined the ES i've been coming ingame more. I mostly spend my time on doing my staff work or just reading around in my subscribed threads. As per my staff positions, I am currently a Clan Manager, member of ES and an lmod in rapid threads, OT and replays. I enjoy my work and try to do it i n a way that won't make me hate it.

As per my history, I was in many clans, some I regret since I used to be a big time clan hopper, but I enjoyed my time in many of them. First that comes to mind is Tea, which I still think of as one of the best clans I experienced.
Then there were clans like Monk, Frost, TLL, KG, and the most recently, Family. I enjoyed all these clans, met some new people and had overall fun. Other than these I was in other clans less noteworthy, mainly Soul and Lawedan, both in my early days.

Well, that's about it. I now leave a gift for you in the form of a nice OC meme


Thanks for your consideration!

Nah cunt

I like duck but Tristan is rude

I'm interested in knowing Duck, not interested at all in Tristan

duck is cool i can vouch for him, i like talking to him and his personality in general

he made a pretty nice meme but his name makes me suspicious

Alright hey guys, I'm not much of a memer, so don't expect much 'quality' from me.

I like to start most apps with some outside info, a little personal guy to guy time. My name is Schylar, I'm from the South East part of US. I work a full time job as a HAZMAT Specialist, currently awaiting my radioactive superpowers. I travel out of state a lot for work, spending majority of my time living in a hotel, missing home. When I am home, hobby wise I love playing golf. And the occasional drawing, even though I lack skill in every aspect of it. (Check spoilers at end of app). Currently dating this super sweet girl named Courtney, we've been together a little over 10 months now, and she gets annoyed with the amount of time I am on Toribash. (Pictures of her and I also in spoiler)

Anyways, Toribash wise I started in late 2011, and have gone through multiple name changes including(but not limited to): Rawh>-Ben>Suck>Ping. I played up until about 2014 actively. I became Market Squad around 2013 ish times. Eventually retired from it due to lack of activity which eventually led to me going inactive from late 2014 until about last month some time. I stopped in every 6 months or so to check up on old friends. Now I am back, full force, spending ridiculous amounts of time in this game and on the forums everyday, mostly chatting with people, as I have never been too too good ingame. The community has always been my favorite part of this game (disregard all the toxic/immature audience it attracts). In which time I have come to know a good many of the people in Parrot.

Going to keep seperating up these paragraphs so they dont look like a huge wall of text, more appeal. But as of clans, I was in Inq from about early 2014 until I came back in August this year, in which Wizard asked me to come to [im]. I stayed there for a while until I found myself with Family, where there were many old faces in which I had been friends with for many years. As you all know, Family has dissolved to the underworld. So as I cherish my clanlessness, I figured I would attempt to find my place here. (Very original quote, not stolen from 1000's of apps across the board).

And as my talents are very limited irl wise to 'persuade' the members on why I should be invited. I offer a pizza from your favorite pizza delivery shop to Moop or liaxo, or whomever shall require a pizza. I offered one to Reta, but to his misfortune, the closest Dominos is away, and does not deliver. RIP. And now for some pictures in the description.







Thanks for taking the time to read my indepth documentary of Ping's life. Possibly to be continued? If you have questions feel free to ask. Or if you would like to request some art, feel free to ask. Or if you would like to be the one to request a pizza, feel free to ask, with confirmation from Moop. Thanks.

He didn't even check if the dominos delivers here.
Neither did he ask me if i could just go get it.
Not dedicated enough