Im almost sure, you assured me it was 25+ km away, which i could be wrong here, but I do not think dominoes delivers 15 miles away. Albeit if they do, I will order you a pizza to your village of 25k people. But you must confirm with Moop first if you can have the Parrot Pizza.

Better than duck.

Good belt name.

Yo what's going on guys it's your boy Butler here coming at you with a brand new application (the best intro ever right?)

Anyways sup guys, my name's Butler or Ethan if you wanna call me that.
I am 18 years old and I was born and still live in South Africa.
I'm sure a few of you may know me, but if you don't, I am a pretty fun, friendly guy.

I've been a 2nd Dan Black Belt for about 4 years now because I'm garbage at the game as you can see by my 40,26% win ratio.
BUT
I do try to play the game and I guarantee that I'll have at least a 50% chance of beating people in lightninglenshujoust.tbm. Yes, that's right, lightninglenshu JOUST because I dunno how to get to other players in lenshu sorry.

The reason I'm applying is that I've seen a few buddies of mine in this clan already as well as a few currently applying.
I'm not much of a memer mostly because I am a meme myself (I don't want to be a meme pls save me)
I do make video memes though, which are provided in the spoiler below.

I also do edits, usually paid edits on games like COD but I'm going to try get into Toribash edits some day.

What can I bring to Parrot?
Nothing much tbh. I can bring my lovely personality as well as editing possibly (when i have time).
I can also help you get some $hiai Tokens by whispering you the answers to trivia questions before I ask them.
I'M JUST KIDDING DON'T FIRE ME

Although I'm not good at Toribash, I'm fairly good at:
League of Legends (not really good I'm bronze 3 lol)
CS:GO (again not really good I'm unranked for now)
Video Editing (I'm pretty decent, I mean people are paying me like $30 for edits so that must mean something)
Rocket League (I'm also pretty bad at that but I'll get there)
Okay fine I'm bad at everything besides editing.
BUT
What I am good at is being a South African!
Here's a picture of me at the club!

Now you may think I'm the guy in the middle because I'm from South Africa and you're most probably stereotyping me, but jokes on you! I'm actually the confused looking guy on the left.

Welp this has been my application, if you have any questions feel free to:
-PM me on the forums
-Message me on Discord: Rivers#5979
-IRC when I'm on

Thanks for reading homies

That's how many apps?

Ikr, I'm thinking like "what the fuck is going on?" they're all long as shit too

We should probably start voting on them. Can someone less lazy than me make the yesnofuck threads?

Ping your girlfriend is hot

If she wants I can send her nudes

Thanks man ill let her know. If youd like hers as well we can work somwthing out

sharing is caring, Moop :^)


also hi Butler long time no see



I like these serious apps a lot more than the dumb "lel xd im gay hahaha" apps

Done.

@duck, don't look at our private board for the duration that you're under discussion, k?