please delete that

No he's cute

Maybe if you were blind.

Could be
He's still cute

Call me deaf, but if someone told me to put that baby into a rocker, I'd mishear them and spend a good amount of my adult life in jail. Because I would rock the shit out of that baby.

Rude

I just want to punt it across a busy intersection.

hi friends. please don't die. i like like...at least five of you.

Hello, Gentleman. We are not dead. We are simply training ourselves to be the best ever, leaving us no time to post here. Sorry if we disappointed you.