this man gets it

Normally keep my phone in my bra, unless I'm on a plane then I put it up my botty and switch it to vibrate

Front left tabbaco and lighter
Front right phone
Back left keys
Back right wallet
Always did it like this...but i wouldent call mine valuables...
Maybe keys in backpack or left front, depends how many i have at the time

i dont even have any pants that have back pockets

i just have my phone in my right front pocket and tissues in my left pocket because i have an eternal cold or some shit

literally who even uses back pockets

not gonna lie if im dressed in a more formal matter i'll put my wallet in my back left pocket but other than that everything goes in front pockets

i agree with cocacobra and creati0n

i guess i’m a part of the minority here

if i put my phone in my back pocket it will crack even more.

I usually have my keys in front left clipped onto belt loop, phone in front right and wallet in back right. If I'm wearing a sweater I usually move my phone to my sweater pocket and my wallet to my front right.

at the gym i'll keep my phone / wallet in my front pocket because i need to sit down for some exercises, but normally i'll keep my phone / wallet in my anal cavity