lowkey had the same exact reaction when i first saw this thread

it's still super inconvenient to put stuff in my front pockets at work because i kneel and lean fwd too much, but my wallet is small enough that it works out

very nice

Exciting to be necroposting, haven't done this in a few years;

Sony released some research on the radio disturbances caused by phones in organic matter before the whole "don't water your plants with microwaved water" controversy. They recommended that you do not carry your phone close to your family jewels, but most of the report were washed and no real followup was published until a clown named Grudzinskas from the UK released a few statements that carrying your phone in your front pocket will, I'll quote, “We think this is being caused by a heating of the sperm from the phone and by electromagnetic activity.” on the topic of reduced male fertility in the UK.

geez guys, I'll definitely start using this gym short thing AHAHAH
I live in brazil and it has been kinda caotic over here, last year I've been robbed 4 times.
I normally use the front pockets for my wallet and my underwear for my cellphone :P

i keep all my belongings in my mouth

i dont have enough money to buy pockets for my pants, you rich bastards

shirt pocket obv like a true alpha male

I do this and i like it, i find it more comfy then in the pocket for sure.