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TONY 2012
All of this KONY 2012 nonsense has blinded our great nation to an even bigger threat.
Tony the Tiger.
This tiger or 'mascot' if you will, has sold literally trillions of boxes of his cereal. Why is this an issue you ask? Well seeing as the main demographic for this cereal is centered to children I decided to do some research. The main ingredient in Frosted Flakes cereals is none other than the infamous, milled corn. It should not be news to you that milled corn has been under government testing for years now. They have been bribing farms to add special drugs to the crops. Namely, HPV. The effects of HPV, or Human Pampillomavirus causes the brain cells to be wired to a satellite approximately 4 miles east of earths orbit. Once the brain cells are connected to the satellite it gives out a signal listing the deeds to be carried out, murders, rape, and even voting for Barack Obama. The trigger line is said to be 'It's Grrrreat!'. Haven't you always wondered why there is always a inconspicuously placed black child in every advertisement? It's the signal by the grand master himself, Tony the Tiger. How on earth do you think a negro got into the presidency? The new world order is coming ladies an gentlemen. And we've been wallowing in bliss for years while this plot has been unraveling before our eyes. Our youth is being brain washed. Know your facts. Stop this monster.
Citation A - (The complaints of shoppers of Kelloggs cereals containing a disturbing smell, and taste) : C-1
Citation B - (A Kelloggs Co. shut down because of failure to provide corn guaranteed to be without genetic enhancements : C-2
Citation C - (Kelloggs buying out Pringles for 2.7 billion dollars. Possible expansion of the plot to cover tracks?) : C-3
Very noticeable Children
Tony the Tiger.
This tiger or 'mascot' if you will, has sold literally trillions of boxes of his cereal. Why is this an issue you ask? Well seeing as the main demographic for this cereal is centered to children I decided to do some research. The main ingredient in Frosted Flakes cereals is none other than the infamous, milled corn. It should not be news to you that milled corn has been under government testing for years now. They have been bribing farms to add special drugs to the crops. Namely, HPV. The effects of HPV, or Human Pampillomavirus causes the brain cells to be wired to a satellite approximately 4 miles east of earths orbit. Once the brain cells are connected to the satellite it gives out a signal listing the deeds to be carried out, murders, rape, and even voting for Barack Obama. The trigger line is said to be 'It's Grrrreat!'. Haven't you always wondered why there is always a inconspicuously placed black child in every advertisement? It's the signal by the grand master himself, Tony the Tiger. How on earth do you think a negro got into the presidency? The new world order is coming ladies an gentlemen. And we've been wallowing in bliss for years while this plot has been unraveling before our eyes. Our youth is being brain washed. Know your facts. Stop this monster.
Citation A - (The complaints of shoppers of Kelloggs cereals containing a disturbing smell, and taste) : C-1
Citation B - (A Kelloggs Co. shut down because of failure to provide corn guaranteed to be without genetic enhancements : C-2
Citation C - (Kelloggs buying out Pringles for 2.7 billion dollars. Possible expansion of the plot to cover tracks?) : C-3
Very noticeable Children
Last edited by mWah; Mar 20, 2012 at 03:49 AM.
I was shocked when I found out that sugar is actually toxic.
I started to wonder what else the media has not told us.
In a movie called Lord of War they say the true weapon of mass destruction is the ak-47 because it kills millions of people every year.
But think about it, how many people consum sugar every single day? And how many of those people end up dead? ALL OF THEM
Most of the products come from western countries, the powerful ones. They use the food to keep their own people under control while they strip the poor countries off their valuable ressources they need to produce even more poisonous food.
Trust me, if there were no sugar there weren't such things as the iran conflict, economic crisis in greece etc.
All we can do is start informing people
this madness must be stopped
and most of all their evil icon must be brought to justice…
TONY THE TIGER, we are coming for you!
Obviously the American government cannot be trusted with this, here is a quick brainstorm
1: We can go in ourselves, with our soldiers and our army.
Not really. Simply, we don't want to get into another war on terror in another continent. It might be a possibility if it was a joint effort (Nato, or the UN or whatever, I don't know, I suck at politics) , but I doubt that would pan out as Tony simply is seemlingly not a big enough problem and most people don't support this cause just yet because they have been indoctrinated with sugar propaganda.
2: We can fund a defense effort on the part of the US American government.
Not really either. Do you really think it's a good idea to give an already corrupt, sensational, and unstable body of government money and weapons and resources?
On a smaller scale, I think it would be practical. As we are doing now, with a small amount of soldiers sent to assist the US Americanarmy in finding Tony, that's the best we can do at the moment.
Or do you have any other ideas?
I started to wonder what else the media has not told us.
In a movie called Lord of War they say the true weapon of mass destruction is the ak-47 because it kills millions of people every year.
But think about it, how many people consum sugar every single day? And how many of those people end up dead? ALL OF THEM
Most of the products come from western countries, the powerful ones. They use the food to keep their own people under control while they strip the poor countries off their valuable ressources they need to produce even more poisonous food.
Trust me, if there were no sugar there weren't such things as the iran conflict, economic crisis in greece etc.
All we can do is start informing people
this madness must be stopped
and most of all their evil icon must be brought to justice…
TONY THE TIGER, we are coming for you!
Obviously the American government cannot be trusted with this, here is a quick brainstorm
1: We can go in ourselves, with our soldiers and our army.
Not really. Simply, we don't want to get into another war on terror in another continent. It might be a possibility if it was a joint effort (Nato, or the UN or whatever, I don't know, I suck at politics) , but I doubt that would pan out as Tony simply is seemlingly not a big enough problem and most people don't support this cause just yet because they have been indoctrinated with sugar propaganda.
2: We can fund a defense effort on the part of the US American government.
Not really either. Do you really think it's a good idea to give an already corrupt, sensational, and unstable body of government money and weapons and resources?
On a smaller scale, I think it would be practical. As we are doing now, with a small amount of soldiers sent to assist the US Americanarmy in finding Tony, that's the best we can do at the moment.
Or do you have any other ideas?
Last edited by Redundant; Mar 13, 2012 at 05:07 PM.
How are you?
Originally Posted by Redundant
I was shocked when I found out that sugar is actually toxic.
I started to wonder what else the media has not told us.
In a movie called Lord of War they say the true weapon of mass destruction is the ak-47 because it kills millions of people every year.
But think about it, how many people consum sugar every single day? And how many of those people end up dead? ALL OF THEM
Most of the products come from western countries, the powerful ones. They use the food to keep their own people under control while they strip the poor countries off their valuable ressources they need to produce even more poisonous food.
Trust me, if there were no sugar there weren't such things as the iran conflict, economic crisis in greece etc.
All we can do is start informing people
this madness must be stopped
and most of all their evil icon must be brought to justice…
TONY THE TIGER, we are coming for you!
Obviously the American government cannot be trusted with this, here is a quick brainstorm
1: We can go in ourselves, with our soldiers and our army.
Not really. Simply, we don't want to get into another war on terror in another continent. It might be a possibility if it was a joint effort (Nato, or the UN or whatever, I don't know, I suck at politics) , but I doubt that would pan out as Tony simply is seemlingly not a big enough problem and most people don't support this cause just yet because they have been indoctrinated with sugar propaganda.
2: We can fund a defense effort on the part of the US American government.
Not really either. Do you really think it's a good idea to give an already corrupt, sensational, and unstable body of government money and weapons and resources?
On a smaller scale, I think it would be practical. As we are doing now, with a small amount of soldiers sent to assist the US Americanarmy in finding Tony, that's the best we can do at the moment.
Or do you have any other ideas?
What startling information you have brought forth!
It seems that not only is Tony attempting to brainwash our youth, but he has also conspired to slowly poison us into extinction! This depresses me that we have been so blind to this giant conspiracy. We must take action against this. If the government isn't willing to contribute, we'll rally the resources ourselves and invade Kellogs. But of course, all things cost money, such as guns to make a citizens arrest against Tony the Tiger. Please, donate to our up incoming fund, 'Very noticeable Children' every cent helps toward the destruction of this dastardly fellow. Let this situation be a warning to you all, watch out at your next grocery store, be careful around that breakfast aisle.
Originally Posted by Boredpayne
(This post has been removed on the grounds of a copyright claim from those other two youtube users who made this joke long before you)
This is far from a joke and I am appalled at your implications toward our cause. This tiger is a very real threat to, not only our nation, but the world. Please contribute to the thread instead of defiling it with your ignorant and sarcastic posts.
Originally Posted by hey12
what can a bunch of toribash nerds do to make something famous?
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i mean cmon, we arn't famous either
Sure, few people cannot do much to a single cause. But together as a community, we might be able to rise up and contribute to the downfall of a tyrant. We are not big, but we a dangerous. We will stop at nothing to wipe out the entire Kellogs franchise as well as bring this 'mascot' to justice. You're either for, or against the cause. Just know that if you oppose this, you are considered the enemy, and detriment to our nation and world. Re-think your morals and read all of the given information thoroughly. You may learn something and be awakened from this ignorant society we dwell in.
Wait, so if I eat frosted flakes, I'll get turned into a mind controlled Zombie to do whoever's bidding? I'm sorry but that is the most bull shit thing I've read in my entire life. It actually sounds racist if not anything else. God I hope this is some sorta joke thats just failing to be funny
