LET'S GO ON A QUEST KIDDIES.

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Erth. He loved to wander round in the woods and play with all of his friends from the village.
Uric, Ed, Stellar, Firebolty and Erth were all playing a good ol' fashoined game of rough and tumble.

But this time it wasn't the same, it got a bit too rough and there was too much tumbling.
Amidst the laughing, sharp cry from Firebolty was heard.
Our poor baby Bolty had fallen victim to a childish prank gone wrong.
Erth has accidently boomed him! Oh no!
(replay 1)

Erth was scared and ran off.
"What a dick" - thought the other as they flocked around to help their broken friend.
Uric happened to be a med student and so fixed him up, no problem. Because this is a kids tale 'n' all.

As Erth wandered the woods alone he was filled with remorse, regret and guilt.
He wanted to go back, and play with his friends again, but he was lost in the big bad woods.

Luckily, a friendly woodsman was cutting down trees nearby and heard the wimpering child.
Being the jolly Croatian that he was, he ran to help the poor child, but his brutish appearance startled our poor min character who is struggling to think of how this can possibly continue!
(replay 2)

"Oh god" - thought Erth, as the kind natured woodsman fell. It was only a donk to the head, but he looked dazed.
Erth took him back into his nearby hut because he can totally do that.

The Croatian was thankful and let Erth stay there while he called the child's parents. Unfortunately Erth's father, Skul would always abuse the poor kid.
"Fucking Erth :<" would the father shout...


HOW WILL OUR TALE OF WOE, BETRAYAL(?) AND FRIENDSHIP CONTINUE!?

Find out when I play some more tk.


Warning: Tale may contain wildly inaccurate representations of people, mods and others. Don't take to heart, just a bit of fun.

Those booms are the best I've ever seen in tk. And what's more is you that it looked like you did them with ease.

Hehehehehehehehe, nice erth its so funny.
But it is a nice boom shoot

With the threat of having to return home, Erth had had enough. He ran away from the hut after over-hearing the phone call.
But that just put him back on square 1! Lost and alone in the woods again...
Our young hero had to keep his wits about him, these forests were known to be the home of bandit gangs.
Just as he had feared, a bandit gang jumped him at the tall oak!
OH NO!
The band, led by Faint, laughed as the young boy stood his ground in the face off.
They expected a chase, not a fight.
Faint sent his minions at Erth, thinking he'd be an easy enough target.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.

First up was Dargon.
(replay 1)

Then stepped up TerQ.
(replay 2)

Our recent trial, uFantom was next in line.
"I choose u...Fantom..." - Shouted Faint, as he... well... Fainted (pokemon battle, geddit?)
(replay 3)

"That's it you little prick! You're mine."
And so finally, the big bad Faint, decided to square up to our young hero.
The result... (replay 4)

How will the story continue!?

Also note: I've lost a tonne to these guys, all of them are good tk players, thus the replays aren't accurate of an average match.
Also note that they're all really nice guys and aren't actually bandits :<

the first one was amazing

I was recently sorting through my hundreds of old replays and so found a few worthy of posting.
LET THE ADVENTURE CONTINUE!

After defeating the bandits, Erth found himself hungry and weary.
With the night time wrapping it's cold becoming embrace around the forest, he needed a place to sleep and eat.
The bandit camp sounded like a good place to sleep, assuming there weren't any more!

Luckily, only 2 guards were left at the bandit's camp and so Erth approached asking refuge.
Word had reached back to the camp however of Faint's defeat, and so battle ensued!
(replays 1 &2)

So Erth thought to himself, "I wonder where they keep the food".
Making his way to what seemed like the kitchen, there was a calming silence, as he wanted to sleep, so did the forest.
In the kitchen, on the side lay some mushrooms, some potatoes and some chocolate.
Being the weight-conscious person he was, Erth chose the mushroom...

2 BAD THY WRE MAGIIK SHROOOOOMS AAAAHAHARHAFSHGAOIAFBUDFAS
(Rest of the replays)

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