I've bad news
So yea....today, it feels as if there's a limp in my throat I decided to go the the ER to get it checked out, it appears that I now have throat cancer. Yes, queue the *gasps* as I myself am also surprised. There is no need to panic though, I'm due to get my neck amputated around next month in hopes of "getting better". Cheers.
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