Hola! This is a Mulit-player replay contest where the objective is to remove my tori's head from its body. The first person to do this will win 10k.

Why am I doing this?: Because the idea tickles me silly.

The rules: You cannot simply decap me and get 10k, that happens way too often. In order for your replay to count it MUST be one in which at the end of the match you have removed my head, and are holding it in your hand. The arm that holds the head must be attached to your torso and you must win the overall match (if I win by DQ you don't win at all). Also you MUST keep your head and are only allowed one DM for your tori (you lose both legs, it don't count).

This contest will be open until someone wins (my apologies in advance if this leads to 5 month bumps)

One final note: If you see me in game do not expect or, even worse ask me to do anything to make it easy on you to win. I will not leave wushu or stick around betabox just so you can have your shot. Also any replays created before today June/30/2008 are invalid. (My auotsave was just turned on last night, so don't try and lie, I will check)

Where and when to find me?: At the moment id rather not say. If this thing lasts too long I will post a hint as to my playing habits. For now I will say this though, until this ends I will be avoiding judo like the plague.

Good luck.

H4rl3quin just came within an ass hair of winning. I was scurred. But his arms fell off

I phail . xDD

edit: Dx

Lol i was their it was pretty epic xD I CANT GET UR HEAD!!!!

not with that attitude KoE. Like parrapa the rapper said "Just gotta belive"

...is it bad that I find motivation from a old video game?

yus.

Not if I find you first :P

lol, hope ur happy deady, u got pretty much all of toribash hunting u! xD

I love hoe every day I come and check this and all I see is "I is so hunting you till you are dead"....but I still have my head here folks.

:P Hopefully my goading will encourage you.

There was once a big tough Tori who called himself Saintowar. One day Saintowar bumped into Deady in Wushu and watched as Deady failed miserably over and over again. Saintowar knew that if only he could snatch Deadys clear head, he could win 10k T.C.s

Saintowar thought. "Hmmm, Deady and I are in the same clan. Perhaps I shall lure him away and trixie him! Then I can make off with the T.C.'s and women will love me!!!oneone"

So Saintowar asked Deady to join him on another server for some TK. Deady, knowing that he was painfully bad at wushu, agreed.

And so they traveled to server 83. One round of TK was played, the results of which are lost in the pages of myth. It was then that Saintowar revealed his fiendish plan. "Bang" and suddenly it was long judo, Deady's worst fear since the beginning of the contest!!!!

But wait, what is this? The plan was not succes?! "OMFG!!11!" as the kids would say. Let us look and see what happened...

And they lived to fight another day.

Note: You may notice that in the "cheator" replay, the exact opposite of what he planned happens to our villein. i.e. He is Decapitated by a man with four limbs and a head...