Remember guys, competition ends on wednesday, on that day I give out the prize and start a new competiton. So compete now, its free, all you have to do is watch the latest competition video to see what you have to do.

Was in a betting server and some guy came and started shoveling to win, he won a few and then it was my turn.. I said to him, I shall kill a shoveler, by SHOVELING!!! BOOM! He then shoveled while i was shoveling and when i was gonna put him down and.. BAM, my legs fell off and i was DQ'd

Funniest thing was when I was in a room, did a 25k duel and had coffee in my hand. I thought I was going to lose but decapped him and I threw my hands up in the air, coffee flew all over my wall and all over me and then I typed to him "FUCK, I just spilt coffee all over myself" the guy said "Meh, no wonder you won. You are caffinee hyper" LOL

This one time someone said if I bought him pizza that he would send me 800tc as soon as he could. So being me I accepted his offer and mailed a piece of pizza to him. About a year or so later I randomly got 800tc from the guy. Apparently he actually lived in the city district and got the pizza :/ I was as confused with it as you, I mean All I did was stick it in plastic wrap and mail it.

I was in a 10k tc duel and it was up to 3 games. The score was 2-2 and I had the upper hand at that moment. However, after the next space, the guy flipped me over onto my legs (while the hips were held, so they just bent ever so slightly) with my ass, obliviously about to touch the ground.
I panic-clicked all over the place, with my ghost showing the same result. I raged, flipped my keyboard, and threw my mouse onto my bed. But, just before I knew it, the next space came, and my hips extended freely, but my head was going to hit the ground. It was saveable, but- Guess what? My mouse was unplugged. You might wonder who lost 10k that day.

got hacked by someone is Finland, he managed to scam a total 80tc.now this is the funny part.The admins reversed what he took from me, but it turned out he put his entire texture set into my account. The admin said i can do whatever i like with them, so i had a full texture set just laying around(it has ugly textures).

http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=286018
^when it first happened

Yes it does count, objective to to be as unique as possible and get as close as you can without hitting uke

I had a fucking perfect replay for this should have seen it sooner.


EDIT

Does this count as hitting?