So I'm watching Stephen King's "The Stand" for the first time. It's SOOOO BAD but I can't stop watching it.

I mean Kareem Abdul Jabbar plays a homeless man ringing a bell in the streets shouting, "Bring out your dead; the Dark Man is coming!"

And the "hot" chick with gray teeth and all gummy-smile wears a slutty halter-top in front of dear-old dad. Then the next scene she's wearing a matronly ankle-length dress. In the next episode she's singing a spiritual song as she sews a gravecloth of dear-old doubt. Then she gets all flirty with the neighbor boy as she's dragging dad's body down the stairs (thump thump thump)

And I love how the military executes a DJ live on the air because she's taking calls about the spreading flu......ummmmmmm mute button much?

But for all its terribleness (or BECAUSE of it) this piece of crap is finding a place in my heart...

My question to you, dear Toribashers....What is the worst movie you love to hate?