Am I the only one who's had the urge to do so?

Because I'm going to have the ablity to snapkick a mans arm clean off with one swift motion. Or, rip off my own hand like Swaves, and then perform a 360 and decap a man by throwing my hand at his head. But. Yes. I always wanted to.

I literally sit there in gym, and think to myself. "I'm should do a sick flip and kick the ball into the net, then I'll impress my pears". Then I think. "I'll fall on my face and break my neck or something.

I actually tried doing the youtube run lol, it's so weird irl.

the first 2 posts are gonna give me nightmares DDD: but anyway i dont think i would need to be able to lift someone like 2 meters into the air by their hands. i have to admit that would be a lot of fun but the only thing i wish i could do in TB would be the parkore because parkore is a blast but i suck at it : P

i totally do the beggining of a gainer when im trotting across my house and have to take a turn and theres something to use as a support

It's not their strength, it's the gravity that makes it easy to lift them you pleb.


Sometimes I like to wish split kicks worked. It would make olympic taekwondo so much more interesting.

-dad hugs you- Body fell apart.
"THANKS DAD"

Please don't make IRL like mushu, nuuuu.
Yeah, I would like to perform running in real life. At least its easier than in-game.