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tired of your SHIT Kahn's Avatar
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Sep 28, 2016 Old
Bad Situations.

Hi!

I thought it would be cool to make a thread of various not-so-good situations and ways to get out of them, just for fun.

Each situation will be up for a week for people to openly comment on them, and then I'll post another. You can send me a PM if you have a good idea for one.

Here's the first one:


You're in an elevator with three people people pointing guns at you. You notice that they all put their fingers on the trigger at the same time, preparing to shoot you. It will be three minutes until you reach your floor. What do you do to not die?


i know the picture is super bad, not much I can do with a chromebook
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I mean, if three guys are in an elevator about to shoot me. There isn't much I can do.

I guess I'd just stand there and hope I don't get shot for 3 minutes.

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pull down my pants and prepare to clench my teeth
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i would tell them to put the guns down and fight me like a freaking man and not coward down and den i would beet der azzes
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tired of your SHIT Kahn's Avatar
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Just realised the image I put in occasionally breaks, rip. I think the host I used was dying a little.

I'm updating the main post with a new one, and I'm putting it here in case anyone wants to see it quickly.


Pretty good responses by the way, guys! Except for those of you who gave up. Anything's worth a try in this situation, c'mon.

Wibble's answer is the one I'm closest to. I would headbutt the dude in front of me in the dick, hope the other two shoot each other, and try to take out anyone who happens to be left with the gun of the dude I headbutted.


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i'd pull my dick out and get them confused to lure some time
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It isn't me. I don't walk into a room without examining every person in it. Think I wouldn't see 3 guys obviously hiding something as I walk in? Never.
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