person reading this from the future, in a closed board, probably through dead clans:

You are about to face quite an experience, the most abstract and memeful act ever witnessed by toribash, for it is a personal wibbles, a slow transition to delusion, a worrisome tragedy that shan't happen again, this is [ale], this is [cream], this is [mo], this is beautiful, and everyone reading it should appreciate this descent into madness.

it was trash while it lasted
that's why it was lovely

thats shady hmmm

really shady

chaging the name to alejandro is shady,,