Was at the mall to get a phone plan and I asked the girl setting it up to call me from her cell to make sure it's working and she called a couple hours after when her shift was done

I asked for it like a normal person

i don't get game

look bro i find it chiller to be the least bit creative

I'm the least bit of creative in these sad times

boomer ass who calls anyone nowadays?

wdym you must call your momma

Ok so like, there was this cute girl in class and on that day, we decided to go out for a drink with everyone from that class. All of us drank until 1 am in the morning and we were drunk asf. Anyways, when it hit 2am and the people who were left were me and the boys. We planned on playing some games for drunk people and they suggested that I would be the referee since I was very knowledgeable about the rules of the game. After my friends drew lots to decide who goes first, I asked each of them "what's your number?"

i dont own a phone

The smoothest way i got someone's number was when i broke into her house and took her phone to check her number. Smooth, no one saw it B)