Original Post
all me
Christmas Eve has taken everyone away, leaving me as the sole fighter in this bot-scraped forum.
Well...since nobody is here, I declare myself as the new admin, super moderator, market squad, clan squad, teal gamekeeper, torinews press, hampa, tori agent, site developer, and ninja. As my first action, I henceforth nuke the existence of Event Squad and replace it with the unarguably better teal gamekeepers. To make it even funnier, I'll add only icky's account to this usegroup.
What else should I do here..oh, right! Economy is screwed, and the best way to return to 2009's 3k TC/$ is to remove all items and keep only gladiator, chronos, obnoxious and aqua primary gradients, then force everyone to wear a 128x128 head texture of the old Tori texture. Abolish sending TC so one has to buy only torishop items. Yes, this will fix inflation quite nicely when there's no incentive to keeping TC around.
While I'm at it, might as well revive all of the dead clans. I mean, they're dead anyways and nobody is around, it's as good time as any to investigate these "private boards" and see what's truly going on. I'm suspecting cults around inflating the price of Obsidian Scythe, but that's just a rumor I read in a blog somewhere written by Erth. What did they expect by killing off every clan in this game in 2018-2020? Lol lmao.
How could I forget? Of course Toribash before 3.91 was the best time. No garbage to deal with, so we'll revert to that version. Pushing this change to Steam soon.
Now to log into others' accounts and post in this thread to make the forums feel more alive and succeed in poisoning the bots actively scraping this forums. This will take some time, but considering duelers' habits I'm sure many of their accounts' password is "boxshumushu1v1bestto3". Time to hack into the mainframe.
Hmm hmm what else...not sure, what do you think, me?
Last edited by Nokia; Dec 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM.
