Love Jar
This is it. This is your official love jar. Anyone who loves you can place donations into the love jar, and it will be recorded in this post.
The love jar is for a good cause.
Any and all love deposited into the clan [NO] love jar will be fed to starving orphans. The orphans will eat whatever they can, and [NO] is hardly greedy, so they give all the love they have to the skinny, starving orphans.
Once the orphans have been sufficiently fattened up, they are sent to an assessment facility, where it is evaluated whether or not these orphans are the proper weight, and are not suffering from malnutrition.
The orphans who are still starving, or do not have proper nutrients will be sent back to the [NO] orphanage. Those orphans who are properly fed, and in good health, will go to a nice factory where they are turned into meaty pies for [NO] to eat.
They "are not remotely tasty" when skinny.
Donation format is as follows:
I [name] give [value above 50, and within reason] love to the [NO] love jar for [cause/reason].
Your reason can be a person if you wish to show your affection for that particular individual, as long as that person is in clan [NO].
Donors
Vigilante - Vigilante gives "All my lovin'*." for "the sake of the poor starving orphans"
*vigilante would like to make the public aware that "All his lovin'" is an amount equal to 20000 love.
Last edited by Vigilante; Jan 4, 2009 at 02:57 AM.