Dobby is over privileged as it is, we wouldn't want him to feel like he can slack on his work with other people around to help out, now would we?

I like that the tag is lower case now, looked stupid as [Z] ;P

Age:15
Are you a wizard:Ofc
Size of your wand:20 inches
Element of choice:Fire
If you encounterd a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them:I would use my dreamcast spell which allows me to confuse my opponent by tricking them to think they are dreamming, when this happens, I have total control over them and can kill them while they are in my dream spell.
Describe your magical abilities:Spar, Parkour,abd,tk,brushu,and kickbox
Hair color:Black
Pubic hair color:White
Describe your non-magical abilities:Well I can count to 10 with my eyes close
Preferred choice of wand lubricant:Olvie Oil!
Previous magical guilds:Card,Yakuza,andPain
Previous non-magical guilds:eVo D:
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc): Betsey Johnson
Harry Potter or The lord of the Rings:Lord Of Rings
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, etc):Kammalton institute of the art of magic
On a day trip to Mordor you stumble upon a greasy little elf(Dobby), do you slay him because you're savage as fuck or do you give that sexy little elf a golden shower and help him find his way home:I'll give that oh so sexy elf a golden shower and help him find his way home, then when we arrive at his house i'll take his family
What is your experience on the battlefield:I'll say it's good
If you were going to bribe someone to get in this clan who would it be:Orko Fyr or Dobby
Your staff must be at least 7 feet to join, do you meet this requirement:No my staff is 6.9
Are you skilled in potion making:Yes

Bribe Dobby? I don't know...

FYR, do it!
Love you zorko

MAKE MAH STORY <3

You clearly give the lowest amount of fucks possible, so I don't think you would care about us. ;'[
Declined.

We need some suggestions for mystical movie night fridays. I suggest Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, Willow or The Hobbit.

You clearly are not versed in the art of quitting your original clan before applying to a new one. Declined

Come back later apprentice, You have much to learn.

You too? We have so much in common!