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I have a bar?
why hasn't anyone told me this before!
[19:59] <Lazors> man it's a good thing people don't see what i write here
Originally Posted by protonitron View Post
Reading this thread
you will surely have been led
to think we're stupid.

I tried to make syllable count 4, 7, 4 but it ended up as 4, 7, 5 and the end of the lines don't actually rhyme unless said aloud and even then it is a long shot.
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I don't know why
it is so hard to deny
we are all high.

The last word only rhymes phonetically, but syllable count works.
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I spend about 45 minutes writing a three paragraph essay on the poetic techniques used by kookoo in his poem about Skylar but because I didn't do it all at once I couldn't post it and now it is lost forever. I honestly threw my phone at the ground. It wasn't the first time I had tried posting it but the first time it was only two paragraphs. I hate my life.
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Oh so much strife
I'll kill someone with a knife,
I hate my life.

The middle line doesn't work, I couldn't think of anything relevant which rhymed with strife.

I like kookoo's poem. His poem is very nice. He is very nice. He likes spaghetti. Kookoo's poems are nice, too. This is a nice essay. Proto wrote this essay. Kookoo will be proud. He likes my essays. I like him too. He smells good.

His poem reminds me. It reminds me of. Of course, cupcakes. They taste good. Kookoo also taste good. His feces are blue. So is his heart. I like the colo[u]r (for all you British cunts :3) blue.

Blue is now favo[u]rite color. It looks nice. I like nice colors. Chicken tastes nice. Nice is nice. Proto is nice. Kookoo is nice. Everyone is nice. Skylar isn't nice. Fuck u Skylar.
RedPanda won't fuck his dog
Shank you with a nun? that's not right

Correct

Life's not a waste of time and time's not a waste of life so let's stop wasting time, get wasted and have the time of our lives - Mr Worldwide 3:18
Hey chill out, maybe Skylar is just a huge f***ing idiot online. And in real life he could be even more of a f***ing idiot . Some people are just as worthless and useless as a rock.
Originally Posted by gibrsen View Post
Hey chill out, maybe Skylar is just a huge f***ing idiot online. And in real life he could be even more of a f***ing idiot . Some people are just as worthless and useless as a rock.

Rocks aren't that useless, I mean like... I have plenty of reasons.
1. They can kill people
2. They can help people
3. They can murder people (it's different)
4. They can be used as a weapon
5. They can assassinate someone
6. They can make a fire... and kill someone in the process
7. You can be the ROCK
8. Rocks can be used as a sacrifice to the gods.
9. They can hurt someone
10. They can violently hurt someone

Yeah
RedPanda won't fuck his dog
He is dead
In his bed
Covered in lead
He too fed
With the lead
That's what he said
He is lying with Ed
Who is also in bed
But for poor Ed
He lost his lead
That's why he so fed
With the letter z (for you non-American cunts, pronounced "zed" for you American fucks.)
He was led
By Edd
That's why he is dead
In his little bed
Next by Eed
Also in his bed
Dead
Eed was dead
By a ped[estrian]
He obviously needed his med[ication]
But it wasn't in his head
When he was dead
In his bed
With all that lead
That he was fed
Hopefully you have now read
The tale of Eed
RedPanda won't fuck his dog
Originally Posted by Kookoo11 View Post
Rocks aren't that useless, I mean like... I have plenty of reasons.
1. They can kill people
2. They can help people
3. They can murder people (it's different)
4. They can be used as a weapon
5. They can assassinate someone
6. They can make a fire... and kill someone in the process
7. You can be the ROCK
8. Rocks can be used as a sacrifice to the gods.
9. They can hurt someone
10. They can violently hurt someone

Yeah

Today I learned people don't kill people. Rocks kill people. My whole life is a lie.
Life's not a waste of time and time's not a waste of life so let's stop wasting time, get wasted and have the time of our lives - Mr Worldwide 3:18
Would it make more sense if I say life is as useless as the color blue, instead of life is as useless as a rock?
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Btw now a days people would probably die from depression more than rocks.
Last edited by gibrsen; Nov 27, 2014 at 04:40 PM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
Originally Posted by gibrsen View Post
Would it make more sense if I say life is as useless as the color blue, instead of life is as useless as a rock?
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Btw now a days people would probably die from depression more than rocks.

That's like saying a nuke kills more people than a fist, of course the fucking nuke kills more people.

Besides a rock can't move after all whereas depression follows you around everywhere.
Life's not a waste of time and time's not a waste of life so let's stop wasting time, get wasted and have the time of our lives - Mr Worldwide 3:18
Originally Posted by RedPanda View Post
That's like saying a nuke kills more people than a fist, of course the fucking nuke kills more people.

Besides a rock can't move after all whereas depression follows you around everywhere.

What if it's not a normal fist, huh? What if it is an explosive fist that creates a large explosion on impact. On the side it could say -- BIGGER EXPLOSION THAN A NUKE, KILLS MORE PEOPLE -- what would you do then? You know what truly is useless? Useless is useless!
RedPanda won't fuck his dog